i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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