I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'm always down for nudity.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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