So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
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