is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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