i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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