I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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