So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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