He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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