dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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