Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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