can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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