And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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