dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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