Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
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