i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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