idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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