I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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