i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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