Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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