I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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