Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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