Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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