Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
ttyl tear gas
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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