bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
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