help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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