your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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