don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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