spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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