found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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