Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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