This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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