morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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