i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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