God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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