so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Randomize
