I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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