giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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