But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
