I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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