Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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