your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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