Little spoons don't ask big questions
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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