just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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