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I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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