Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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