glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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