What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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