Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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