I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
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