it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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