google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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