She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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