Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Randomize