Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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